Why I don't get anything done

I have a lot of blog ideas and half started posts. I have a lot of ideas and half started projects full stop. I have ideas way more often than i complete something. At the moment I am getting fuck all done. There are many reasons for this:

1. Caring for someone with dementia  takes up a lot of time. And a lot of patience but that is a different post.
2. I sleep a lot. Sometimes in the middle of doing something. Which is a little inconvenient.
3. I spend a lot of time on my arse:
• because I am inherently lazy
• because i fall over A LOT (more on that in another post soon)
4. My thought process is all tangents and shattered shards of ideas. This is not conducive to completing projects.
5. I have next to no motivation. If you could buy it in bottles my life would be changed.
6. I start a new project before finishing the previous one. Or previous five. Once I've got a few on the go the likelihood of me focusing on and completing anyof them are next to none.

I am certainly not a completer-finisher. I suspect I will continue to bumble through life leaving sparkling sequin ideas scattered behind me, to be collected and completed by industrious pixies. A time table might be good. Except that will be something else I start and don't finish. And then I'll just feel bad coz I haven't done it.